It is often exasperating to read left wing editorials,but this weeks Forward probably takes the cake.
They propose that "people of good will"could choose to direct some of their charity toward Lebanese relief,(not at the expense of Israeli donations,for after all the "cause of Israel is just and honorable")in the hope that other relief agencies will reciprocate.
I can imagine Saudi Arabia and Malaysa helping to rebuild Kiryat Shmoneh!
Perhaps if dedications were offered it might sound more palatable-such as $50,000 to build a new underground bunker, or a Hezbollah recreation room.
When this campaign is over we can help Hamas.!==============================================================
Though it is sad and not funny at all,PM Olmert's performance the last few days remind me of a Jackie Mason routine.
THE OFFENSIVE IS STARTING!
IT WILL START TONITE!
IT STARTED LAST NIGHT,BUT THATS NOT THE REAL OFFENSIVE!
THE OFFENSIVE HAS BEEN APPROVED ,ONLY PERETZ AND I HAVE NOT GIVEN THE GREEN LIGHT!
I HAVE GIVEN THE GREEN LIGHT,BUT I CAN MAKE IT RED AT ANY MOMENT
I DON'T KNOW HOW LONG THIS GOVERNMENT CAN LAST,BUT WHEN ELECTIONS TAKE PLACE TWO PARTIES WILL DISAPPEAR
A. KADIMAH and
B. THE PENSIONERS
LOOK FOR GENERAL YAALON WHO WAS OUSTED AS CHIEF OF STAFF BECAUSE HE REFUSED TO AGREE WITH DISENGAGEMENT ,TO BECOME A TOP FIGURE IN A REVITALIZED LIKUD.