My son Elli,had to attend a fancy black tie dinner for one of the clients of his law firm at a fancy hotel.At the conclusion of the event, he and another Associate got up to leave.Both of them as orthodox Jews were wearing yarmulkes.
The guest of honor had arranged a large gift for their attendees as they each left the ballroom.As my son and his colleague approached the table where they anticipated this nice gift,the woman behind the desk turned to them and said"I'm sorry only one per couple"!
